Duck Badge

Hello (again), Defcon!

🦆🦆🦆 Unfortunately, we've had to migrate south early this year and can't make it to Defcon with the rest of the flock. In our absense, please quack loud and proud with the rest of your feathered friends and adopt one of our remaining ducks (or two) if you're feeling generous. We hope to see you again next Defcon with something even more exciting! 🦆🦆🦆

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Featuring a beautiful, 7.00000001-segment display for counting to just under 1000!
Free range, BPA-free, and contains absolutely no gluten
Relive your childhood memories of feeding ducks in your local park, electronically!
Comes pre-installed with coding™ and algorithms™!
Full-bodied, curly, all-natural duck hair ✨
A mysterious backstory. Why did we make this? Who is the intended audience?
Maybe an easy puzzle or two? You might learn some neat ducks facts to impress your friends!^†
Quack together or alone, it's your choice! (👀 looking at you, introverts)
A little shy with some self-esteem issues. Please provide a loving home
State-of-the-art power switch with both on AND off positions!
Certified^* not to lay any eggs while in your care
Feel safe and loved in the artificial togetherness of the duck flock
Anatomically correct cloaca for your enjoyment!
Legally binding adoption papers included. Child protective services may be called in cases of duck abuse or negligence 😠

^†Friends not guaranteed to be impressed by your duck facts. However, this author will proud.
^*Certification is ficticious and has no legal basis. Duck may lay any quantity of eggs at any time of its choosing.

Hello (again), Defcon!

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